Anonymous asked: How Do You Think Izuo would work? Your Analysis please? -sexykill69

Well. Izaya would take his dick and put it inside of Shizuo.

I don’t really think that someone’s known personality determines the kind of person they are in bed. Trust me. I come off as a pole-dancing hooker sometimes but I don’t ever really like sex. I don’t really like to do anything for people. I’d rather just sleep or eat. I’m not as promiscuous as I come off to be. So. I don’t really think that Shizuo or Izaya’s personality could tell us anything about their sexuality.

Some of the most hardcore, male dominant men I know have a fetish for being whipped into submission. It’s all a matter of personal preference and what they discover they like in bed. It’s actually a little confusing as to why people make a huge deal over Izuo vs Shizaya. I feel like people who do haven’t really taken a closer look at sexuality. No offense to them of course but it’s truly not that complicated.

Also, if anyone even bothers to tell me that Shizuo has to top because he’s taller or bigger than Izaya, I will literally cut them because that is just a horrible reason.

Now, I personally enjoy Shizaya a bit more. I like to think of Izaya as a man who likes to get it up the ass a lot. I also like to think of him as a man who thoroughly enjoys giving blowjobs.

However. I would never say that it is exclusively Shizuo on top and Izaya on bottom. Especially in a sex life between two men? There’s bound to be at least one or two moments where they want to experiment and switch things up a little. I’m not saying all of the time. But sometimes? Yeah. It happens. Neither strike me as a power bottom. Not in the slightest. But like I said, you can’t really tell from the personality so for all I know- they totally could be too. I’ve never really read a story where they seem out of character in their sexual positions.

Oh and for people who complain about them blushing during sex? That’s what people do. They blush during sex. They get flushed and flustered because they are having sex. And their eyes being squinted shut is pretty believable. 

As for crying? Yeah, that shouldn’t happen, no matter how good it is. I can understand the screams and the moans but I will never dignify the tears with any logical response. I mean maybe if it’s really emotional but even then…That’d be more from the emotions than the actual sex.

Anonymous asked: I was wondering - do you have any fills on the drrr kink meme? (I kinda have a feeling about this one fill... xD but if not, that's cool too)

I do not. I actually don’t even really read through the kink meme. I see too many things that horrify me. My only fanfictions are on Fanfiction.net. I was going to do one fill that my friend wanted me to work on and I started it but I never got around to finishing it.

Anonymous asked: I'm pretty sure this hasn't been asked yet- can you go more into details on your theory of Izaya being in love with Shizuo from high school? I can't believe such a thing, but I agree with almost everything you say about this pairing so you must have some logical reasons behind this theory.

Well if you’ve ever experienced high school and then after high school- you might understand a little better. The majority of all people are much more different in high school than they are right after high school. It doesn’t really matter whether or not you’re a sociopath or highly intelligent like Izaya. He still was a relatively normal teenager, one could assume, just living in a dangerous area. What I’m trying to get at was that his emotional and physical existences were still in development. When Shizuo and Izaya met, they were fifteen. That’s pretty young. And I can honestly say I am a 100% different person from who I am when I was fifteen and everyone my age and older completely agrees. It’s no different than being 15 and thinking about how different you were from when you were 10. I mean, people grow and change all of the time and that’s truly apart of life.

So. I think the idea of Izaya being in love with Shizuo during high school is highly believable. Maybe not so much being in love but completely infatuated? I could most certainly understand how Izaya would think of his feelings for Shizuo as romantic. Hatred can be an incredibly complicated emotion- especially since Izaya truthfully not a very hateful person by default. Upon meeting Shizuo, there was an obvious instant reason for interest.

Not to mention. Shizuo is an incredibly handsome boy. He grew into an equally handsome man. But he was a good looking boy. You know that there were probably plenty of girls who thought he was cute but obviously too scary. No one can deny that. And since I do headcanon that Izaya is gay, I do think that he’d notice that. How could he not notice that Shizuo is cute?

So with this heightened interest and this physical appeal, I could see that Izaya would wonder if maybe he was attracted to Shizuo like that. I think it would make sense since Shizuo would be something consistent in his life. He would be the first person Izaya meets that he determines as unpredictable. I believe Izaya grows bored of people quickly due to how predictable they are and I think that he’d see that thrill in Shizuo and would be incredibly excited about it. I honestly don’t think Izaya hated Shizuo off of the bat. I think that he says he did because Shizuo just automatically hated him and that was that. I think it took time and development for Izaya to come to the conclusion that he hates Shizuo. I think it took Shizuo cracking apart his plans a few times for Izaya to realize he doesn’t like Shizuo- or at least to feel frustrated with him.

Not to mention? I could see Izaya taunting and playing with Shizuo’s mind because of that psychological fact that boys tend to tease people that they have crushes on. I can easily see him taunting Shizuo for his attention and grating on his nerves to get Shizuo to run after him. According to the manga, or the novel, they fought every single day practically and that is really very ridiculous if you think about it.

I believe Izaya could have been just as vulnerable to his emotions as any other fifteen year old. And I do think that Shizuo could have easily been the first boy to really, really catch his eye and he actually is if you think about it. Shinra was sort of just a friend but Shizuo is the first boy we ever see Izaya taking an interest in, the first male figure, and as a fifteen year old, it’s not always easy to determine your feelings for someone and it can even be pretty scary and I’d imagine for someone like Izaya, it’d be particularly scary.

Plus, four years of constantly seeing and interacting with Shizuo and hiding from him and watching him and what not? I don’t see how it’s that unbelievable at all. Four years is a long time. A lot of development happens in those four years- especially during high school. A lot of maturing and self-reflection.

I don’t know if I did this question justice but hopefully you could understand it a bit better now?

Anonymous asked: Is durarara your favorite anime?

No, actually. It’s really not. As much as people might hate it, I kind of see a lot of flaws in it. My favorite portion of Durarara would be the novel if I had to pick out of the three (manga, anime, light novel). Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy Durarara, but I also dislike a lot of it in the same go. I don’t think it’s perfect. I realize a lot of people are really passionate about it and really love it and that’s fine but I just don’t see it like that.

Anonymous asked: Are you still answering questions here?

Yes. I’ve just had some recent physical health issues and have sort of been bedded on and off constantly. And we’re moving an hour away soon so it’s been a little chaotic. I was just going to try and get to answering some questions though.

Kotonoha no Hana

Hi, uh, so… on the other blog, I remember someone mentioning Kotonoha no Hana. You know, the BL series that Shizuo and Izaya’s VAs also voice for. So, I just thought someone would like to know that the translation for that is here:

http://namonai-boss.livejournal.com/1716.html

and I’ve created a video with the (only) sex scene (I could find) here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uWyXuDtjXQ&feature=youtu.be

Thank you for your time!

Thank you so much for submitting this. I was actually looking around for this like crazy for a while. I’m sure a lot of followers will appreciate this - Izaya Heiwajima

Anonymous asked: Why do you think Mairu and Kururi are so obsessed with Kasuka?

The same reason that we’re obsessed with actors or characters. Simple admiration. I mean, they probably find him to be really gorgeous and in their eyes- a perfect man. I don’t think there’s any real deeper meaning to their obsession with Kasuka other than the honest-average teenage girl’s love of some idol or character. Other than being Izaya’s little sisters in their own personal sort of demented ways, they do seem to be pretty typical girls. That’s what I enjoy about Durarara. A lot of the characters are really just every day people in terms of things like that. They’re all people you’d meet on the streets and have traits that we could relate to. All of them, just like us, simply have darker traits or darker secrets.

So yes, I just think they’re just fangirls about him. They love his movies, think he’s cute, dresses well, whatever~.

Anonymous asked: Similarly, what do you think life would've been like if Shizuo never had had such killer strength?

I think it wouldn’t have impacted Durarara as much. Shizuo was created because of Izaya so I believe that he was made to compliment Izaya. I don’t believe that the Shizaya fandom would have been as large, honestly. I also think that their relationship in general wouldn’t be anything the way it is. I mean, maybe I could be wrong. Maybe they would have ended up as friends or maybe Shizuo would have never dyed his hair and would have blended in with the rest of the crowd like he seems to want to otherwise and have normal friends and stay away from Izaya entirely. I could see him knowing better than to get involved with someone like that.

Izaya might have still taken an interest in Shizuo but I don’t think it would have been anywhere near as intense as it is in canon presently. These traits you’re mentioning taking away, their strength and intelligence, are really such huge and impacting traits that I really do think it’d pretty much take away who they are entirely. If Shizuo didn’t have his strength and if Izaya didn’t have his intelligence, they would have ended up as completely different people.

Anonymous asked: Do you think it bothers Izaya that Shizuo smokes and will probably wind up with health problems from it?

I always felt that if they were together that while Izaya would enjoy the smell of smoke on Shizuo, I do think he’d ultimately ask him to quit. I can see him finding smoking to be gross overall for other people but find it a little enticing on Shizuo. I don’t think he’d let that get in the way of his health though. I’d imagine that he would ask Shinra whether or not he thinks Shizuo would be prone to lung cancer or other certain diseases that could come from smoking. After all, Shizuo’s physical health is unique and Izaya recognizes that well enough to wonder if it’d even impact Shizuo in the long run. If it did though, he’d probably demand Shizuo to quit.

So. In short, to answer your question, yes, I think it would bother him.

Anonymous asked: What do you think would have happened if Izaya wasn't as intelligent as he is?

Then Durarara wouldn’t have existed. He is, whether people like to admit this or not, the focal point of the story and the ultimate reason why Durarara progresses as much as it does. He truly is an ideal antagonist and I think that if he had the intelligence level of a typical person, he wouldn’t be the person that he is.